[Kraut Killer]

What the fucking shit? I'm gone for less than a month and you cock gobblers forget about me? Well fuck you guys... fuck you guys right in the ass, which I plan on doing over the next couple of weeks. What, nobody here likes me? Well, because of that, everyone that knows me, I'm going to come to your house and rape you in the ass... I'm going to do it to you twice Miller... right in the ass. Vance, I'm gonna fuck you in the ass like one Texan would fuck another Texan... I'm going to pretend you're a piece of livestock and make you say "Moo" the whole time. Gerard, I'm going to fuck you in the ass the good old-fashion Irish way... drunk. And everyone else whom I'm forgetting to add right now... know that I will fuck you in the ass. And Spooge... I just want to fuck you... again.