[Dr. Deleto]

out drinkin sounds fun! I once was blasted and went to my neighbors house to get a cup of sugar to make some Kool-Aid, My freinds/roomates were laughing as I left and I wondered why...."I wont give them any damned Kool-Aid" I mumbled to myself as i stumbled towards my closest neighbor's door. I half walk / half pull myself up the steps and put 3 well placed knocks on the door. My neighboor (a 60-70 year old widow) opens the door and stumbles back in amazement. I extended my hand (with empty mug) and politely say "May I have a cup of sugar for some Kool-Aid if its no bother?" about this time the lady smacks the cup from my hand and comes after me, broom in hand! She's screaming and yelling things like "Get away from my house you pervert!!!!" and "I'm going to call the policemen!!!" As I run I begin to ponder what could have her so upset with me. I mean cmon, alls I wanted was a cup of sugar! About the time I cross the threshold of my property I happen to glance down and see the hair on my legs standing at end and realize "It's damned cold out here with no pants on!" Luckily I made it away from the madwoman without being harmed and the policemen never showed up (If she even phoned them in the first place) To this day I still have no idea what could have driven that woman to such insanity. Crazy individuals out there I tell you.