[Bean 2]

I was at a party one time and and me and a couple of friends got a little drunk. We then felt the need to play football in the house. Not my house of course but this girls. So we were playing and all of a sudden one of my friends tackles me me straight through the door. The door breaks off the hinges and everything. oh man that was funny. However the girls parents didnt seem to think so. And this past halloween, i had some eggs with me and was with a couple of friends. Around the corner comes a car with these kids, the van has the side door open and throws an egg at us. It missed us and i then threw an egg back and it went inside the open door. hahahah the stupid motherfuckers go blasted with an egg right inside the car. The car immediatley stopped, they jumped out and chased us but we were never hit once. It was awesome.