::Anderson steps up to the mic to address the nation::

Anderson: Ladies and gentleman of the media, at around 00:56 on December 18th, the Thread formerly known as "Sub Culture Urban Marketing", was viciously and of course MINDLESSLY attacked by a rabid pack of Ball-Wooks. We are issuing a Level 1TRILLION Idiot-Alert, and hope that every man woman and child of the world will take up arms to defend our rights.

Thank you.