[mellowski]

well stylin dicks,
since my life is so boring, i would love to come over to your house and maybe you could take me to one of the cool nightclub that they have in Canada. Or maybe we could build a snowman and have a snow fight. Or i will come over to your house and teach you how to spell. Since English is my second language i do have some good books and tapes you could use.
Also since you are so cool and you hardcore, while don't you email me your resume, we are looking for a hardcore illiterate loser to make us coffee. You know how to make coffee, right?

p.s. if case you did not understand here is a translation:

youir are fuckong cool and hardcore dude fuck i wolud love to chill with youre because you are fuoycking awzome l33t guiy, shitttye!!!

p.s. i just get back to making shitty games that all the cool guys like stylin trix hate.