[Arkan]

Thats funny but the best i saw was an auction for a "Free Ass Kickin"
The seller had up for auction a "Free Ass Kickin" by him with no strings attached. You had to buy your own airfare to his local airport where he'd meet you to kick your ass. Other stipulations outlined in his auction was that you were responsible for any doctor bills and that you couldn't sue him. I was laughing my ass off (It was very well written) and the funny part was people were bidding on it!!
Maybe i should auction off a free ass kickin' to anyone on these forums!! Just think, you could brag to your friends that you got your ass whooped by Arkan!