[Bazooka_Joe]

Nothing beats the army. We have MRE's (Meal Ready to Eat.) Basically, it's food you can eat cold or hot. So for the main course, they give you this bag with chemicals in it to heat up your food. Yes, there's the casual warnings and stuff, but theres also a big ol picture of a guy drinking from the bag, with a big X over it, heh

Not only that, but for the instructions, you're sopposed to lean the bag at about a 30-degree angle, so it says "prop on rock or something" Something. . hmm .. .Ill prop it on this pile of poo here!