[Airborne Butters]

Whast good on pizza but not on pussy? Crust!

Theres 3 midgets talking about being the smallest

Midget 1: "I'm gonna be in the world record book for the smallest hands"

Midget 2: "I'm gonna be in the world record book for the smallest ass!"

Midget 3: "I'm gonna be in the world record book for the smallest penis"

The book comes out....

Midget 1: "YES! I have the smallest hands!"

Midget 2: "I have the smallest ass!"

Midget 3: (insert freinds name) "Who the hell is Miller?"


Another good one

put three freinds names here; we'll use Me,Miller, and Gerard (we're not freinds but thats all I could think of).

Me,Miller and Gerard all get in a car accident. When we get to Heaven we find clocks with our names on it

Miller:"Hey look theres a clock with my name on it!"

Me: "Theres mine!"

God and Jesus come walking down.

Miller: "God, what is with these clocks?"

God: "Well everytime you jerk off, it moves up one minute"

Gerard: "Where is mine?"

Jesus: "We us it in the office as a fan"

HAHA! Srry for pickin on j00 guys!