[Bazooka_Joe]

Ron was in town visiting Charlie and his wife Meg. When it came time to leave, Ron was without a means of transportation, so Charlie invited him to spend the night. "Unfortuneatly, we have no spare comforters or beds in our apartment, so share the bed with us, old pal." said Charlie. Ron did just that.

A little bit after they all went to bed, Charlie's wife Meg tapped Ron, winked and smiled, and montioned for him to come to her side of the bed. "Are you mad?! Your husband will wake up if I even budge!" "I bet that he won't" she said. "Pull a hair off of his ass, and I bet he won't even wake up." So he did that, and to his suprise, Charlie didn't move. So he climbed over to Meg and made love to her.

About a 1/2 hour later, she signaled for him again, so again, Ron pulled a hair from Charlies ass to see if he would wake, then jumped over to her and made love. He did this about eight or nine times.

Finally for the tenth time, he pulled a hair from Charlie's ass, and Charlie woke. He gleamed at Ron and said, "Ron, old pal, I don't mind that you screw my wife, but can you please stop using my ass as a scoreboard?!" biggrin: