[Airborne Butters]

Damnit you fool! First off I'm reading the Hobbit, cause I have too. Second, you don't say "I forgot it!" I sauce my excuses! "Mr. Lowery, yesterday when I was getting out of my car I put my books on the roof and the wind blew them away..." that's a bit corny but does the job. Try and get creative! If you had "forgotten" it and knew about it before that class, you call up your rents and tell them it's a big grade and you need to leave early!