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This is definately a HEINEKEN in his hand.

Fat-White-Kid got skillz.

"Yo I wanna play with toys
I wanna play with lil boyz
I wanna play with lil girlz
With the fuckin lil jerry curlz
I wanna go to toys-r-us, what the fuss
I wanna go to toys-r-us, what the fuss
I wanna go play with toyz
i wanna get a playdough playset
And make lil hamburgers that you cant eat
Cuz they made outta salty playdough
Yo I got dough
Even though I'm twelve and I'm gay
You know like in that song what I say
I said [drunken slur] is gay
But thats not fuckin relevant anymore
Cause I'm doin some crazy new shit
I'm doing some crazy fuckin new skits
I said I wanna get cologne
And spray it in my eyes
Cause I wanna be blind
When Im tapin those thighs
Tappin that ass
Cause your face looks like medusa
You're gonna freeze my fuckin face piece
If I look at you sah
I mean miss - OPPS
I guess I'm really fuckin gay
So - come wit it
Come wit it and step to me
And see if I fuck around
I wont pull out a gat
But ill pull out a bottle of Polin Spring
And then I'll suck a sink
And then youll be like wtf's this kid doin
He's about to ruin his whole life
I'm bout to stab him with this knife
Yo I met up with [name] from A Tribe Called Quest
And he said -
Yo Andy you rock the best
You Rock it from East to West
Like Tupac Shakur
Yo you gonna get mad little whores
All lil bitches, and put em in stitches
And pull the switches on your phat new ride
The El Camino
Can I come inside
Maybe you can and maybe you cant
It depends if you take off your clothes
And then I say
I dont love them hoes like Snoop DeZee
Fa Sheeze
I got greast like Wheezy
From fuckin that ol show
Risin two feet higha
Im settin the world on fire
Like Jimmy Kimmel
I wanna come wit it live
Even though yall think Im five
Im still alive
Like Johnny fuckn three, plus 2
For the y2k 2003
Im a lil ass G
And Im gonna fuckn empty your brain
And make you insane
And then sniff cocaine off your fuckn grey mattah
Till your brain splatters
Cause I got a fuckn SONY mini-dv camerah
I dunno what rhymes with camera
But I'm sure it's something really cool soundn Duz."

LYRICAL FUCKIN GENIUS!