[Whatada]

Me: You are an evil dog rapist.

Hitler: If you must ask, I suppose I should answer. I killed my dog -Blondi- at the end of the war because I was convinced that if the Russians got hold of it they would torture it out of spite. Later on they said they would not have done this at all.

Me: How old was your dog when you raped it and murdered it?

Hitler: The most obvious answer to that is this. I was in my 56th year at the time of my death.

Me: DOG RAPER!

Hitler: If you must ask, I suppose I should answer. I killed my dog -Blondi- at the end of the war because I was convinced that if the Russians got hold of it they would torture it out of spite. Later on they said they would not have done this at all.