Why do you idiots keep referring to the "real" world? As said in The Matrix original and Reloaded, define "real".

Is the internet non-existant? You can touch the internet, just pick up your modem, you can touch your computer, your touching the mouse and keyboard right now.

I go out nightly, hold a job, and still find time to please my girlfriend, as well as play MoH:AA and post on forums like these.

The only reason I'm posting here is because I'm fed up with playing in newbish servers and being called a hacker, I thought I would come here and share some of my knowledge of MoH:AA.

But most of you have been nothing but assholes, I know I've told some lies, but the car is mine, and I will post the pic of the sheet of paper on my hood as soon as I get my manual tranny installed.

Those of you who doubt me can go to hell.

Define real.