[Cannon_USN]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at some of this crap...A guy looking for advice on a forum for a game that involves shooting people! I've seen it all! My advice, call her mom and tell her that you want to make up for being a jerk and invite them over to apologize! Slip a sedative in some nice cold lemonade and when they pass out, undress them both in your bed set up the video camera and prop her mom up into the doggystyle position and get her from behind, while your sitting with your boys resting on your EX-girlfriends chin. Then dress them both back up and drive them back down to their house and drop them off in the lawn, at night so nobody see's you doing this. Then go back to your house and turn the video into a sig on your AlliedAssault.com ID! That's just off the top of my head!