[Captain Bunny]

[quote="Super 61":0cb5f]ok here it goes
my friend and i were cleaning our swiss army knives in the basement with oil and i left mine there while i went to the toilet. My hands were still oily and i needed to wipe them clean before going to the toilet but i couldnt find a clean cloth. My friend called my over and he placed my hands on his chest and let me wipe my hands clean on his t-shirt. I thanked him, and went off to the toilet. On my return, i looked down into the basement and saw my friend sitting there rubbing his oily knife vigerously up and down. He was sweating and his shirt was clinging to his body. I reached down and pulled down my zipper, the idea being that i would simply have forgotten to pull it back up after being to the toilet, and in the hope that my friend would notice...[/quote:0cb5f]