[Short Hand]

[quote="Bean 2":acdbb][quote="Short Hand":acdbb]Give him a table saw. Or a Spanking new blender.[/quote:acdbb]

or short hands personal pick, a big black dildo.[/quote:acdbb]


Still mad at me ? Clam down their.

[Fireal]

SH = owned

[Maplegyver]

wtf is you sig am?

[Short Hand]

[quote="Animal Mother":d9e2f]SH = owned[/quote:d9e2f]

very owned...... hake:

[Eight Ace]

...why not some exotic hand relief for your Dad at a discreet rub-and-tuggery...? freak:

[Snuff]

I saw the clapper in the store today.( the ultimate last minute gift even though it sucks)
Didn't think they still made those things. biggrin:

[Proteus]

I'm getting my dad the Metallica S&M DVD.

[Pyro]

gift certificate at like home depot...(don't know if thats an american store)

[Bean 2]

Originally Posted by Pyro

gift certificate at like home depot...(don't know if thats an american store)

We have home depot except they sell softcore porn down here. Idk what the sell in canada?

[Pyro]

[quote="Bean 2":e3b86]

Originally Posted by Pyro

gift certificate at like home depot...(don't know if thats an american store)

We have home depot except they sell softcore porn down here. Idk what the sell in canada?[/quote:e3b86]

lots of stuff

[Bucknub]

Get him a stripper

[Fireal]

I wish i got a stripper for christmas, that would own

[Wilko]

[quote="Animal Mother":27bc9]I wish i got a stripper for christmas, that would own[/quote:27bc9]

My stepdad actually went to the local Brothel and asked if they did Gift Certificates. He LEGITIMATELY was going to get me one oOo:

The Mans a lunatic, I tells ya