[Wilko]

#1 - Go up to someones house in a suit, knock on the door, and offer to talk to them about Satan.

#2 - Go to McDonalds and DEMAND Nuggets in your Chocolate Sundae.

#3 - Sing Bob Seger's "We've got Tonight" to a policeman.

#4 - Go to the roughest bar you can find wearing a tuxedo, and ask the Bartender for a cup of Earl Grey Tea.

#5 - While at said Bar, complain loudly that the Jukebox won't play 'Rule Britannia', stating that the situation is a "Ghastly Nightmare"

#6 - Bet a stranger $5 to crap his/her self. If they refuse, repeat the dare, but offer less money.

#7 - Go to a library, sit next to someone reading, and go "BEEP" every time they turn a page.