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05-06-2004, 07:30 AM
I got a few...heh:
1.
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Family is watching what seems to be Wheel of Fortune. On the board, the puzzle reads:
GO _UCK YOURSEL
It's obvious that Peter knows the answer, and when the solution is revealed:
GO TUCK YOURSELF IN
Peter: "Jeez, that one was as easy as 'MY HAIRY AUNT'!"
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2.
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Peter talking to a mob boss that he owes a favor to:
Peter: Do you want me to whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack-Off a guy, 'cause you know I'm married."
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