[harpua]

talk in spanish
say "it's friday, what day is it?" to people 50 timeswhen its tuesday
take bites of cookies and pt them back
tap my pens
chew other people's pencils
fart in elevators
press buttons to the top floor in elevators
eat loudly and complain others eat loudly
ask for things i dont need
wave to people who are going through serious road rage
throw m&ms at people in the theater
stare
break out in song in the middle of a movie
talk in AOL Instant messenger lingo during a conversation in person

and last but not least: i go into porn shops, buy a penthouse, flip to a random page, point at some penis in the magazine and say to the cashier, "that's me" when it's obviously not.