[Miscguy]

[quote="Short Hand":9994c]Ok so this is how it goes. 2003 begins, new members join in lots of new posters who stay, Vets tend to get mad, but they are genrally excepted. Next thing ya know so members get admin and mod when they should not have, aka Bazooka Hoe...[/quote:9994c]

You sir, are thee worst storyteller I have EVER, had the displeasure of reading.

Let me translate his ramblings into something resembling a coherent sentence. At some point in 2003 Joe sucks off Bad Script, earning Joe mod, and if I recall, admin status. He does some stupid shit such as banning AA.com's more out spoken members. (R.I.P. Strik0r) Eventually the place gets hacked and goes down for a while. When it comes back so do all the "banned" "vets" using various new Ip's and names. Some are re-banned, some are not.

Eventually Anti-Hero hacks the place removes everyone else as admin and does a hostile take over. Since Bad Script had been MIA for quite some time it looked as if evil/the dark side had won. Oddly this dark side was cleaner looking with fewer stupid ass sticky's. However it was nearly lawless, warranting extremely asinine antics to earn a ban. Various "vets" were appointed mods.

Bad script eventually returned something like a week later. Probably to an e-mail box full of Joe's sobbing letters of weakness. Order is restored/destroyed, depending on your views. New mods are appointed and a "phantom admin" who may or may not exist continue to rule with a semi iron fist. Its probably more of a thin brass fist considering it holds no weight and crumples when trying to ban "vets" who simply rejoin with new Ip's.

Fast-forward to current and you have nothing of interest except spamming n00bs who post links to news websites about stories no one cares about. Toss in a few video links that have no value and you begin to see that even Off Topic is beginning to crash down under the weight of shitty n00bs.

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