[Merlin122]

im still having a conversation with her. here is the first part of it.


SoldatNerd (5:59:11 PM): FAT BITCH
Abbo1234 (5:59:32 PM): what the fuck
SoldatNerd (5:59:33 PM): toxic vagina
SoldatNerd (5:59:44 PM): suck 22 dicks
Abbo1234 (6:00:28 PM): who the fuck are you
SoldatNerd (6:00:33 PM): Moses
Abbo1234 (6:01:05 PM): okay
Abbo1234 (6:01:13 PM): and what the fuck is your problem?
SoldatNerd (6:01:37 PM): I dont like you
Abbo1234 (6:01:42 PM): why?
Abbo1234 (6:01:51 PM): i dont' even know who you are
SoldatNerd (6:02:00 PM): because when you walk, you remind me of this cereal killer who killed my family
SoldatNerd (6:02:04 PM): with a chese stick
SoldatNerd (6:02:12 PM): you jiggle a lot
Abbo1234 (6:02:20 PM): leave me the fuck alone
SoldatNerd (6:02:33 PM): that picture of you in a two peace makes me want to kill white people with laser cannons
Abbo1234 (6:02:46 PM): if this is you anderson
Abbo1234 (6:02:49 PM): please stop it
SoldatNerd (6:03:03 PM): whos anderson?
Abbo1234 (6:03:18 PM): the only person who would put you up to this
Abbo1234 (6:03:22 PM): or make you say this shit to me
Abbo1234 (6:03:26 PM): or make you hate me
SoldatNerd (6:03:27 PM): is he gay?
SoldatNerd (6:03:37 PM): I saw pics of you
SoldatNerd (6:03:41 PM): you look like a dude
Abbo1234 (6:03:45 PM): i dn't think he's gay
SoldatNerd (6:04:20 PM): http://24.58.175.68/wrist.jpg
Abbo1234 signed off at 6:04:58 PM.
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Session concluded at 6:05:23 PM

[Merlin122]

Abbo1234: i guess you're going to get extra kudos from tgb
Abbo1234: cause you managed to use the picture
SoldatNerd: wtf?
Abbo1234: oh don't act like an idiot
SoldatNerd: TGB>YUO
Abbo1234: i just talked to him
Abbo1234: and i know what this is all about
SoldatNerd: hes got AIM?
Abbo1234: yes
Abbo1234: but i talked to him on the phone
Abbo1234: you must have a lot of time on your hands
Abbo1234: that you can sit there and harass some girl you dont' know
Abbo1234: because her ex-boyfriend
SoldatNerd: I use my hands to masturbate
Abbo1234: was upset that she was ignoring you
SoldatNerd: its funny
Abbo1234: ignoring him
SoldatNerd: because you take it seriously
Abbo1234: why do you think its funny?
SoldatNerd: what are you, 5?
SoldatNerd: yes
SoldatNerd: you get all upset
SoldatNerd: it would give a dog a bone
Abbo1234: and you wouldn't take it seriously
SoldatNerd: noep
Abbo1234: if you're ex was saying shit about you
Abbo1234: and stalking you
SoldatNerd: one did
Abbo1234: oh thats right
SoldatNerd: I got some crazy black chick to beat her up
Abbo1234: thats because you sit there and spend your life on your little message board
Abbo1234: and dont' have any girlfriends
SoldatNerd: no you fat piece of man shit
SoldatNerd: I have a girlfriend
SoldatNerd: look at me profile
Abbo1234: i feel bad for her
SoldatNerd: 9-12-03
Abbo1234: get a fucking life
SoldatNerd: at least she doesnt have a penis
SoldatNerd: or look like a man
Abbo1234: yeah
Abbo1234: cause i am sooo ugly
Abbo1234: come up with somethign new and original
SoldatNerd: your toxic vagina killed a baby
SoldatNerd: I commend you
Abbo1234: i'm glad at the grasp you have on biology
SoldatNerd: danke
Abbo1234: and i'm glad that you are smart enough to believe everything you read on the internet
Abbo1234: and everything that everybody tells you
Abbo1234: that must take you far in life
SoldatNerd: well... heres the thing
Abbo1234: lets hear it
SoldatNerd: you like war movies?
Abbo1234: depends on teh war movie
SoldatNerd: lets say saving private ryan
SoldatNerd: ever see that?
Abbo1234: yes
SoldatNerd: remember in the end when the plane blows up the tank?
Abbo1234: vaguely
SoldatNerd: see you are like a tank
SoldatNerd: not just in size
SoldatNerd: but in personality
SoldatNerd: you're empty and ran by other people
SoldatNerd: the cannon is like your vagina
Abbo1234: ahhh
SoldatNerd: it kills baby
Abbo1234: good one
Abbo1234: you're getting more creative
SoldatNerd: danke
Abbo1234: i guess at the same time
Abbo1234: if you're into war movies
SoldatNerd: and TGB is like the airplane
Abbo1234: you would know that
SoldatNerd: he gets you to shut the fuck up
Abbo1234: it actually helps to know your enemy
SoldatNerd: just like the bikini?
Abbo1234: so its interesting to hear you say stuff that means jack shit
SoldatNerd: probably
Abbo1234: i'm not even wearing a bikini
SoldatNerd: but i like war movies
Abbo1234: ahhh
SoldatNerd: and TGB loves prison movies
SoldatNerd: and thats why he's cooler than you
Abbo1234: dont' talk to me about him
SoldatNerd: oh why?
Abbo1234: i promise you i know him better than you do
SoldatNerd: I want to hear your side of the story
Abbo1234: so don't try to tell me what he likes and dislikes in an attempt to show off
Abbo1234: no you don't
Abbo1234: if you did you wouldn't have started off by insulting me
SoldatNerd: its not an sinsult
SoldatNerd: im into plump women
SoldatNerd: I swear
Abbo1234: which is why you threw the word 'fat' at me like a bullet?
Abbo1234: and i'm really not all that fat
SoldatNerd: how much do you weigh?
Abbo1234: yeah right like i'm going to tell you that
SoldatNerd: then I wont believe you
SoldatNerd: I need numbers
Abbo1234: i don't care if you don't believe me
SoldatNerd: shouldn't you be offing yourself somewhere?
Abbo1234: no
Abbo1234: the only reason i bothered im'ing you is because i wanted you to know that i do know whats goign on
Abbo1234: and i'm not a total idiot
Abbo1234: despite what tgb may say
SoldatNerd: he never said tha
SoldatNerd: t
Abbo1234: ahh
Abbo1234: one thing that he left out
Abbo1234: from his usual spiel
SoldatNerd: what would that be?
Abbo1234: That picture of her - bleah. Shes gained so much fucking weight its disgusting - and suprisingly NONE of it is in her tits.
Abbo1234: thats my favorite part
SoldatNerd: owned
SoldatNerd: he> you
Abbo1234: how so?
Abbo1234: so he made an idiot of me in front of some geeks on alliedassault.com
Abbo1234: saying shit thats not even true
SoldatNerd: then what is true?
Abbo1234: why woudl i tell you?
Abbo1234: i mean come on
SoldatNerd: because i want to know
Abbo1234 signed off at 7:32:17 PM.

[Tystnad]

Originally Posted by Merlin122

im still having a conversation with her. here is the first part of it.


SoldatNerd (5:59:11 PM): FAT BITCH
Abbo1234 (5:59:32 PM): what the fuck
SoldatNerd (5:59:33 PM): toxic vagina
SoldatNerd (5:59:44 PM): suck 22 dicks
Abbo1234 (6:00:28 PM): who the fuck are you
SoldatNerd (6:00:33 PM): Moses
Abbo1234 (6:01:05 PM): okay
Abbo1234 (6:01:13 PM): and what the fuck is your problem?
SoldatNerd (6:01:37 PM): I dont like you
Abbo1234 (6:01:42 PM): why?
Abbo1234 (6:01:51 PM): i dont' even know who you are
SoldatNerd (6:02:00 PM): because when you walk, you remind me of this cereal killer who killed my family
SoldatNerd (6:02:04 PM): with a chese stick
SoldatNerd (6:02:12 PM): you jiggle a lot
Abbo1234 (6:02:20 PM): leave me the fuck alone
SoldatNerd (6:02:33 PM): that picture of you in a two peace makes me want to kill white people with laser cannons
Abbo1234 (6:02:46 PM): if this is you anderson
Abbo1234 (6:02:49 PM): please stop it
SoldatNerd (6:03:03 PM): whos anderson?
Abbo1234 (6:03:18 PM): the only person who would put you up to this
Abbo1234 (6:03:22 PM): or make you say this shit to me
Abbo1234 (6:03:26 PM): or make you hate me
SoldatNerd (6:03:27 PM): is he gay?
SoldatNerd (6:03:37 PM): I saw pics of you
SoldatNerd (6:03:41 PM): you look like a dude
Abbo1234 (6:03:45 PM): i dn't think he's gay
SoldatNerd (6:04:20 PM): http://24.58.175.68/wrist.jpg
Abbo1234 signed off at 6:04:58 PM.
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Session concluded at 6:05:23 PM

Haha, TGB! if you dont reward him for this, ill fucken do it instead! biggrin:

[Pyro]

this is very mean of you anderson.

[Old Reliable]

oOo:

[imported_Fluffy_Bunny]

what do i do to talk to this ho

[BlackJackal]

Originally Posted by Merlin122

im still having a conversation with her. here is the first part of it.


SoldatNerd (5:59:11 PM): FAT BITCH
Abbo1234 (5:59:32 PM): what the fuck
SoldatNerd (5:59:33 PM): toxic vagina
SoldatNerd (5:59:44 PM): suck 22 dicks
Abbo1234 (6:00:28 PM): who the fuck are you
SoldatNerd (6:00:33 PM): Moses
Abbo1234 (6:01:05 PM): okay
Abbo1234 (6:01:13 PM): and what the fuck is your problem?
SoldatNerd (6:01:37 PM): I dont like you
Abbo1234 (6:01:42 PM): why?
Abbo1234 (6:01:51 PM): i dont' even know who you are
SoldatNerd (6:02:00 PM): because when you walk, you remind me of this cereal killer who killed my family
SoldatNerd (6:02:04 PM): with a chese stick
SoldatNerd (6:02:12 PM): you jiggle a lot
Abbo1234 (6:02:20 PM): leave me the fuck alone
SoldatNerd (6:02:33 PM): that picture of you in a two peace makes me want to kill white people with laser cannons
Abbo1234 (6:02:46 PM): if this is you anderson
Abbo1234 (6:02:49 PM): please stop it
SoldatNerd (6:03:03 PM): whos anderson?
Abbo1234 (6:03:18 PM): the only person who would put you up to this
Abbo1234 (6:03:22 PM): or make you say this shit to me
Abbo1234 (6:03:26 PM): or make you hate me
SoldatNerd (6:03:27 PM): is he gay?
SoldatNerd (6:03:37 PM): I saw pics of you
SoldatNerd (6:03:41 PM): you look like a dude
Abbo1234 (6:03:45 PM): i dn't think he's gay
SoldatNerd (6:04:20 PM): http://24.58.175.68/wrist.jpg
Abbo1234 signed off at 6:04:58 PM.
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Session concluded at 6:05:23 PM

*salutes*

[Eight Ace]

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":5aa35]what do i do to talk to this ho[/quote:5aa35]
become a lesser person for starters

[TonyMontana]

Originally Posted by Merlin122

SoldatNerd: you like war movies?
Abbo1234: depends on teh war movie
SoldatNerd: lets say saving private ryan
SoldatNerd: ever see that?
Abbo1234: yes
SoldatNerd: remember in the end when the plane blows up the tank?
Abbo1234: vaguely
SoldatNerd: see you are like a tank
SoldatNerd: not just in size
SoldatNerd: but in personality
SoldatNerd: you're empty and ran by other people
SoldatNerd: the cannon is like your vagina
Abbo1234: ahhh
SoldatNerd: it kills baby

LOL

[Hawke]

HAHAHAHA Merlin rock:

[Drew]

That is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen in my life.

[Merlin122]

Originally Posted by Noctis

That is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen in my life.

which one?

[imported_Fluffy_Bunny]

i wana talk to the ho

[Old Reliable]

meh thats nothin sleeping:

[TGB!]

Ok ok ok. I begrudgingly end SpamGate. You all proved - once again - you are the bastard future of this country. I have been advised by other Vaginas that perhaps this was the scummiest thing I've done (and I've done some assholish shit), and so I am calling a cease fire. You may use this thread to reminesce about your activities - and whoever BadInBosnia is I'm gonna shove a brick up your ass - and feelproud of your spam work.