[Proteus]

"MADDOX is a popular, and quite MORONIC, COMEDY SITE, run by an AMERICAN who calls his site the "BEST PAGE IN THE UNIVERSE". Yeah, telling people your site is the "best page on the internet" must make it true, MORON. He wastes his time blabbing on and on about movies he hates, and Jenny Jones, and cars, and other UNIMPORTANT GARBAGE, all in the form of time stamped articles (which he gets around to writing once every month or so, LAZY BASTARD!!), "

Funniest. Paragraph. Ever.

Haha, he calls Maddox a lazy bastard because he doesn't update his fucking site. Wow, this fuckhead doesn't have a life. And I'm fucking sick of him ragging on americans. If I saw this guy I would kick the shit out of him, and I'm 10 years younger.


"I went into Wal-Mart today to grab my paycheck"

Uuum, wow.