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Default 07-22-2004, 11:33 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":9fd01]A teacher has been asked to take a class for sex education and is
determined to be as straight with the kids as possible....one boy
asks him "sir, what does a vagina look like?"
"That depends on if it's a before sex vagina, or an after sex vagina" the teacher replies.
"What's the before sex vagina look like" the boy asks.
"It's looks like a beautiful rosebud, the flower of woman hood"
"Well then what does the after sex vagina look like?"
"...well Timmy, have ya ever seen a bulldog eating porridge..?"

calmdown:[/quote:9fd01]
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