Lmao @ her book title.."how to make love like a pornstar"
dress like plumber...
use the line "Im hear to clean your pipes"
use multiple positions
blow a fat ass load all over her face
rinse and repeat
"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/