[Tripper]

[quote:0580f]
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If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.

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If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.

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Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.[/quote:0580f]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!1