[9mm BeRetTa]

On Christmas morning a police officer on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand new bike. The officer says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Father Christmas bring that for you?" The kid says, "Yeah." So the officer says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a rear-light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a 20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and before the officer rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Father Christmas bring that to you?" Humoring the kid, the policeman says, "Yes, he certainly did." The kid says, "Well, next year tell Father christmas to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."