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Default 12-06-2004, 03:19 PM

this lady walks up to a security guard, and asks to see the manager of the store. The guard, annoyed, tells her to go away. She returns, and in a sexy voice asks him again. The guard, now a bit arroused says that the manager is out for lunch. She walks real close to him, starts rubbing her hands all over his neck. She asks the guard to leave a message to the manager. The guard tells he will. Then she puts her fingers in the guards mouth, and he starts licking him. The guard asks "What's the message?" She says "Tell the manager that theres no more toilet paper in the ladies room, and that the sinks are broken."
  
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