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Originally Posted by Innoxx

- Televangelists
- Fat women who wear skimpy clothing
- The weather
- People who talk about how shitty the weather is
- Hypocrites
- People who have any hope in life
- How people bitch about the little things (Jerry Seinfeld Syndrome)
- Pornstars who don't swallow
- Orlando Bloom (he doesn't swallow either, the fuck)
- People who smoke pot because it's cool
- People who get in fights after smoking pot
- Your mother's cooking
- Ebony Saxons
- Buckweed, and generally everybody from Brampton (Which smells like old pussy, BTW)
- Christians, Islamists, and Mormons
- White people
- U2, including Bono
- iPod, Gap, and Old Navy commercials
- Reality TV
- Lil' Jon
- Trance, House, and Hardcore
- Emo, screamo, grindcore, et. al.
- Athiests who believe in Satan
- People who celebrate winter solstice by chanting to Gaia
- Beads of any kind.
- Commercials about insurance for old people
- People who stand 2 inches from your face and make small talk
- Closet homosexuals
- Neo-cons
- Liberal hippies
- People who wear cowboy hats
- Women who find men that wear cowboy hats attractive
- Blogs
- Doctor Hook
- ....and people in general.

So the only things that don't piss you off in life is heroin & Asain's ?

-What makes me mad ?

-The unexpected. sure it could be great.. but 98 % of the time it just makes life that much shittier to live.