[Zoner]

Ann Coulter is my #1.

That bitch needs more than her skull cracked open with a rock. She should come to the brink of death due to exposure as she wanders aimlessly in the wilderness of Central Newfoundland, only to be rescued by me and my buddies. We bring her down to George Street in St. John's, get her all pissy-eyed drunk, and make her exotic dance with the other locals at the Picadilly Pub.

Then we throw her off Signal Hill onto a really jagged iceberg, leaving her to float back to whatever hole she crawled out of in the U.S.

Fuck Ann Coulter. Fuck her hard. In the mouth.