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guys stfu, i need tips on capturing this animal, purley for sport.
  
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guys stfu, i need tips on capturing this animal, purley for sport.
He's the supreme wizared, itll be hard capturing him. Perhaps a box, stick, and string will do the trick?
  
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Subdue him with a box of lucky charms.
  
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DO what I do when I need a girl, just tell him/her how you really feel, and then rub butter al over your chest a let ants eat it off.
  
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Default 02-21-2005, 05:32 PM
[quote="Duke_of_Ray":ffb7a]DO what I do when I need a girl, just tell him/her how you really feel, and then rub butter al over your chest a let ants eat it off.[/quote:ffb7a]

Love-bugs.
  
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guys stfu, i need tips on capturing this animal, purley for sport.
slip some viagra and spanish fly into his feed, with any luck next time
you're driving across the serengeti....Merlin should come charging out
of the undergrowth and start ramming your land rover with his rampant
bone-on, giving you the chance to lasso him by either neck or cock.
  
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Default 02-21-2005, 05:46 PM
[quote="Eight Ace":ed1fe]
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guys stfu, i need tips on capturing this animal, purley for sport.
slip some viagra and spanish fly into his feed, with any luck next time
you're driving across the serengeti....Merlin should come charging out
of the undergrowth and start ramming your land rover with his rampant
bone-on, giving you the chance to lasso him by either neck or cock.[/quote:ed1fe]

lmao +1
  
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[quote="Eight Ace":a7bc0]
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guys stfu, i need tips on capturing this animal, purley for sport.
slip some viagra and spanish fly into his feed, with any luck next time
you're driving across the serengeti....Merlin should come charging out
of the undergrowth and start ramming your land rover with his rampant
bone-on, giving you the chance to lasso him by either neck or cock.[/quote:a7bc0]ROFL!!!! happy:
  
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