"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
I'm a Black Russian Terrier...
...and I look like a big black furball.
Says my origins started in World War 2, serving the Russians, and I was a massive, robust, and good all-around dog. I am brave and observant and I have a strong protective instinct, and while I wont fight with other dogs, I can't live with them and prefer to live with rabbits, dogs, and cats (wtf?). I'm quick to act, and always ready.