OFFICIAL Joke Thread - Page 4

Himmler · 03-17-2005, 07:47 PM

dont wont sharks eat black people

they dont like whale crap

Innoxx · 03-17-2005, 07:50 PM

Yeah, these jokes suck.

One night, a man and his lady friend were about to enter his apartment, when, before he could open the door, she said, “Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door.” The man says, “Well, give me some examples.” The lady explains, “Well, if a guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me. If a man fumbles around and can’t seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced, and that isn’t for me either.” Then she said, “How do you unlock your door?” The man answered, “Well, before I do anything else, I lick the lock…”

Eight Ace · 03-17-2005, 07:51 PM

A cop notices an ice-cream van parked in a laneway with the music playing but no-one
around, he looks into the back and see the vendor motionless, lying in a pool of
strawberry sauce with whipped cream, crushed nuts and choc-sprinkles on his face,

He radios in: “send an ambulance, got an ice-cream man down….looks like he’s topped himself”.

Cpt. Obvious · 03-17-2005, 08:06 PM

[img]http://orsm.net/fem/whatthe/images/whatthe04.jpg[/img]

Mr.Buttocks · 03-17-2005, 08:33 PM

[img]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/images/avatars/152568978342361160cb424.gif[/img]

ed: eek: oOo:

Judas · 03-17-2005, 08:34 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":7fa74][img]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/images/avatars/152568978342361160cb424.gif[/img]

ed: eek: oOo:[/quote:7fa74] biggrin: happy: ban:

Coleman · 03-17-2005, 08:34 PM

[quote=Judas]

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Mr.Buttocks":8882f

[img]http://www.groundforce1.com/forums/images/avatars/152568978342361160cb424.gif[/img]

ed: eek: oOo:

biggrin: happy: ban:[/quote:8882f]

eeves · 03-17-2005, 09:42 PM

me: this class is so easy
you: yea
me: and so is your mom

eek: biggrin:

Unknown_Sniper · 03-17-2005, 10:05 PM

Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Innoxx · 03-17-2005, 10:06 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":03c52]Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.[/quote:03c52]

HAW HAW HAW!

Innoxx · 03-17-2005, 10:09 PM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":9b30c]Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.[/quote:9b30c]

HAW HAW HAW!

Godsmack · 03-18-2005, 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lasagna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Godsmack

Why was the g-unit not allowed on the bus

THey didnt have 50 cent

WTFFFFF!!! JOKE RIPPAR!!!

You got that from me from the last joke thread you tard

lasagna · 03-18-2005, 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Godsmack

Quote:

Originally Posted by lasagna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Godsmack

Why was the g-unit not allowed on the bus

THey didnt have 50 cent

WTFFFFF!!! JOKE RIPPAR!!!

You got that from me from the last joke thread you tard

uh no, i got if a website, amd your reposting jokes eek:

Godsmack · 03-18-2005, 07:03 AM

do you have to quote long quotes oOo:

I posted that in one of them other joke threads so stfu

Sniper101 · 03-18-2005, 07:58 AM

What do Osama Bin Laden and a pair of panty hose have in common?

They Both aggrivate a Bush.
__________________________________________________ ________________
One day Bill Clinton goes to a school to talk about Accidents, Tragedies and Great losses. So he asks the class, "Can anyone give me an example of an accident?" Little Suzie stands up and say, " Well, my friend was playing with a ball and it rolled into the street and when she went to get it she got hit by a car." Bill said, "Thank you Suzie, that is a very good example of an accident. Now can anyone give me an example of a great loss?" Billy says, "Well a bus load of kinds on a field trip hit a pot hole, lose control and go off a cliff and all die." Bill says, "Very good Billy, does everyone understand why that is a great loss?" They all say yes and Bill goes on with the next question. "Now, can anyone give me an example of a tragedy?" Well smart ass Johnny stands up and says, "You, your fat assed wife Hillary and that Dick Al Gore are flying in Airforce One over hostile waters when you get shot down by and enemy missile and all die." Shocked by Johnny's answer Bill asks how he knew that was a tragedy and Johnny replies, " Well it ain't an accident and it sure the hell ain't a Great Loss."
__________________________________________________ _____________________

Heres one you can play on your Friends

Ill give you a word to spell, a simple word now and you have to say I, spell the word, and say ness at the end. ok?

Dog....

Wall...

Door...

Finger...

Map....

Now if you didnt get the punch line right off, say the last on to your self until you get it. This is great to play on friends family and relatives. biggrin: