[ninty]

Be sure the cartridges you're carrying fit the penis
you're carrying. It has been known to happen that a hunter with
a 12-gauge penis will accidentally try to load a 20-gauge shell;
the smaller shell drops through the penis and lodges a few
inches down the barrel, and the guy may in the excitement of
the hunt think that he must have dropped the cartridge (his mind
is playing tricks on him), load a 12-gauge round on top of it...
If you're *lucky* you'll just end up blind. More likely dead.