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Default 05-18-2005, 09:00 PM

Our school has about 1500 kids in it. 80% of the students are black. 15 % are white. and the rest are mexican and arab. I deal with this shit every day and so do the teachers at my school. We all just ignore it.

I have a funny english class story

Teacher: What does skeet-skeet mean?

Me: *thinks* oh shit not again.

Teacher: Someone asked me to ask everyone what it means. Ive onyl been getting laughs from everyone that I ask it too.

other student: You dont want to know.

Teacher: Yes I do, If it is funny to everyone else I think it will be funny to me.

other student: Patrick, you explain it to her. (patrick is me stfu)

me: No, I had a hard enough time explaining what "i'd hit it" meant to her.

Teacher: Well will someone please tell me what it means.

eventually someone took her out of the room and told her. The expression on her face was priceless when she walked back into the room.


  
 


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