[Coleman]

i actually read through the whole thing. It's pretty funny actually.

It's all true though. I bought gas one time and I had to use my dad's credit card since i had no cash on me. I was in NJ (non self-service) and the indian dude asked for my credit card. I gave it to him without thinking really and then I had to sign the reciept. I signed "Derek E Rohaly" even though the card is a Dennis. Of course nothing happened, but it's just to show you that no one ever looks.