[Michael]

my sister used to own a house in jersey city. it was a big house, nice looking, very nice looking. except for the basement. that area looked like you'd keep horrible experiments of terror down there. i went down there one time with my sister and nephew to check something that had to do with the water meter. i was already spooked down there but this didn't help: the walls were made of stone, but looked like bricks. i saw a black fluffy thing on the wall and i thought "oh...wtf is that?" so i got closer and blew some air at it and it twitched. i backed up quick, which is funny cuz i'm 6'3. i pointed it out to my sister and she poked it with something and a bunch of legs sprouted out from it and thats when i knew it was a big ass hair fuckin mutated spider!! i ran outta that basement so damn fast before hitting my head on a pipe on the ceiling and they of course laughed at me lol

there was another time when it was hella late at night, i was in her kitchen fixin myself up a sandwhich. i always thought that house was creepy cuz at night it always made strange sounds. so i turned around with sandwhich on a plate in hand, and i froze up cuz a smaller version of that big hairy mutated killer spider from the basement was hanging there, right infront of my face. i almost dropped my snack in terror (yes, i'm deathly afraid of spiders...) but i calmed down a bit till i saw that it was showing me its fangs in midair hanging from a web. i almost pissed my pants and ran off screaming like a bitch. i didn't know spiders can hang from midair and show their fangs...