[Shroom]

Well go right ahead and send me to a INSANE BIN AFTER BUT ITS TRUE I TELL YOU TRUE!
Well the first thing i remeber is meeting up with my friend and his new girlfriend. So we all were talkin and stuff then shes like oh I want you to meet my friend. And so her hot friend comes out and shes hot and I asked her out blah blah (boaring love stuff). So then my friends like dont you have to visit that place tommorow where people show new ideas off im like oh yah. So I Left with my new girlfriend and some other people when i reach this place there like welcome Dr.Smith(SMITHS MY LAST NAME REALLY). So i look around were in a big open field but surrounding it is the scarest things (theres all these exotic plants like palm trees on one side, pine on another and right in front of me is a large desert) so im like ok but here there are millions of people showing off new stuff. One guy came up to me he was a little short chinese man and is like Dr look at this and he showed me like an ancient firecracker. Hes like watch out it make big boom. Im like crazy man. But the next day all these people were showing off stuff thats been out for ages. Like PAPER,FIREWORKS,TOOTHPASTE(Im like ok i know about all this stuff). THEN I WOKE UP WHICH REALLY BITED!

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