[Miscguy]

Rule #1: Under age drinking at a party the size of which will attract police is bad.

Rule #2: If party grows to such an extent, or you feel that perhaps someone will complain as the party goes into the night, leave.

Rule #3: Average police response time is over an hour for things such as this, leaving you plenty of time to bail.

Rule #4: They always come from the back.

Rule #5: Dont go to the back.

Rule #6: Exit through a side window and jump the neighbors fense, continues sideways, run if sober enough. There are enough people to distract cops from a lone runner.