[Chronic Diarrhea]

Found this on gamefaqs, shortest game:

[quote:ccc38]TRIP
Where are the new wine glasses?

(Al knocks on the front door.)

(Al knocks on the front door.)

(Al knocks on the front door.)

GRACE
What?! You said he's coming an hour from now! -- (interrupted)

TRIP
Oh, he's here!

TRIP
No, he's right on time!

GRACE
Trip...!

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP
Al!!

TRIP
Hi! It's so great to see you! -- (interrupted)

AL
die

(Trip closes the front door.)



He didn't even bother kicking me out, he just closed the door in my face then the screen faded
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