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[quote="Duffy's story with ultra hardcore don't give a shit modifications":a4487]Since my life is just that important (and cool, to point), I'll update you guy's on the last hour of my life - just because.

So I was riding the bus home from Denver where I'd just gone to yell at minorities and stab little kids. After smacking around my sister to the beat of rap music and then getting a really late lunch over at the hells angels kitchen (not a Cafe- I had feces fries and jizz to drink, just so you know) and we were walking home the whole two mile stretch, when all of a sudden god starts whacking it on us, so I turned around and flipped him the bird screaming satanic spells.

Three minutes later, it started raining blood, and I was screaming the entire way, as my two little sisters (six and eight) wrapped themselves in the entrails of the little kids I stabbed in Denver. I was totally soaked in the blood of the innocents, not one spot on me was left untouched as we paraded through the now streets of hell to home, and the goats heart in my pocket had totally turned to mush, which I drank with a straw.

The blood rain fueled our hatred rage, blood was washing all over our feet, going up to our ankles, as we all lost our skull stomping boots at least three times during that whole hour. My unholy locks of hair were soaked and blood covered my eyeballs, so I had to shake them out like a rat several times.

We finally made it to the park, where the swimming pool was, and I just went ballistic and ripped the heads off of the people enjoying their bloody showers, stretching my cape of hatred towards the sky so it flailed behind me, and I ran near the pool to rape my sixteen year old swim instructor Tiffany (She's only two years older than I am, and she's totally couldn't resist my awesome power ).

Then I came home, and lucky me, I forgot my keys. My sisters were shivering and on the point of crying (so I smacked some fucking bravery into their skulls with a mace). So I ran into the back, and knocked the screen window out with my head, having to launch myself up into the house to unlock the doors for their bloody corpses


When the whole day was over, I took a hot shower, and raped chickens taunting mother nature the whole time.[/quote:a4487]

Satan possessed me for like, 2 minutes.