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Back when I was rising off suckas used to play,
Acting like they were all that and that they knew the way,
To ganons castle,
Level 9.
Link had the power,
I had the mind.
I held the magic sword way up high,
I knew I could win,
I didn't have to try.
The knights advantage was on my side,
I'd take evil for a ride.
I smoked the tactites like they was pooch,
Cause soon I knew I'd have Zelda's Cooch.
I want to meet,
The motherfucking Ganon,
He dissapeared like a ball from a cannon.
I raised my voice and yelled out loud,
I have the tri-force,
And I am proud.