[Arkan]

What an asshat. Why oh why would you tell anyone you shot a load in your shorts, then let alone sleep in it?? As for the he/she, perhaps he should've kept that to himself unless he was blasted and had that for an excuse.

Back in the day, Arkan went to a party and got pretty plastered. As i was leaving, this mutt of a chick decided to accompany me. As i was stumbling through this condo complex, i kept telling myself: "self, i know you're drunk and horny but please don't fuck this chick, you'll never live it down". So, as i was cutting through a dark tennis court, the smaller head took over, so in my wisdom, i decided to let her blow me instead. After i dumped my load in her mouth, i hurried home to distance myself from her. When i woke, i felt pretty good that i didn't kiss or fuck her. I still had my dignity !!