[Zoner]

I think I might've posted these sometime before...

- We made one dude's bunk into a working aquarium, complete with goldfish, filter, little blue rocks, and a plastic diver.

- We took apart a guy's room and re-assembled it in the 2nd floor lobby, putting his posters back up and everything.

- We locked a guy in the phone booth and blew baby powder under the door with a hair dryer. This happened on many occasions.

- We taped a guy to a tree, sitting in a chair, wearing only a pair of boxers with hearts on 'em. Hung a sign around his neck saying "I'm a smart-mouthed filthy maggot."

- We stole a Xmas tree from an all girls residence, set it up in our lobby and redecorated it. When the girls came by with campus security they looked at the tree, said "Nope, that's not it", and left.

- Daily, we used to throw bags of cold water on people in the shower and sometimes when they were on the shitter. Getting bagged on the shitter was the worst. The paper would get sogged.

That's all I can remember right now. I'm sure I'll think of other shit we did. Good times *sniff*