Tony Swofford on What Didn't Really Happen in Desert Shield: “I didn’t dance with a Santa Claus hat on my crotch.”
"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/