[GreatWhiteDisappointer]

There are sooooo many stupid songs, and a lot of them did well with the listening public...

The push bike song...can't remember the artist...someone british;
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree.... AAAAARRRRGGGHHH!
The entire Bucks Fizz single release catalogue
Don Mclean's American Pie, both his and Madonna's rendition
Macarthur Park... I mean, who cares if the cake is rain damaged???

I could go on... but I feel I've dished out enough trauma and self abuse towards myself in just bringing some of these horrors back to memory....

I'll go curl up in a ball and cry now...

... to the left...*sob*... to the right...*sob*... jump up and down and to the knee...*sob- I can't go on*... I will dance every night to a...*sniff*... hula melodyyyyyyyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGH !...