[Unknown_Sniper]

Reminded me of a joke
There's a man sitting in the front row at the Rugby World Cup Finals, but amazingly, there's an empty seat beside him. Another man spots it, goes up to him and says: "Do you mind if I sit here?"
"No, not at all," replies the first man. "It's my wife's seat, but she died recently.."
"So why didn't you get one of your family to come," asks the second man out of curiosity.

"They're all at the funeral."