[MrLevinstein]

hahaa wanna hear something funny? i was watching leno late one night on one of my rare days off from football. and i look over see something black on the wall so i figure what the hell ill get up and look. it was a little spider the side of about my thumb i freaked. i picked up an old issue of muscle and fittnesss and i sent that little bastard to spider hell. i slept face down for a month and i still do i dont want to eat one. and whoever said we eat 3 spiders a year how big are thoose suckers? we all have microscopic ones crawling on our bodies and they are so tiny if they were any bigger we would be itching constantly scary shit huh? heard that on the discovery channel. oh man i want to live in canada or maine where its to damn cold for thoose little bastards to live