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Default TravelMate - 02-08-2006, 10:22 AM

http://www.travelmateinfo.com/page002.html

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Default 02-08-2006, 10:30 AM

With the help of over 900 TravelMate prototype testers, we refined the contour of the cradle until we found the best shape for providing a leak-free seal with the female anatomy.

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Default 02-08-2006, 10:41 AM

oOo:


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Default 02-08-2006, 11:28 AM

Us men could use that too, as a funnel for pissin' in bottles while driving.

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Default 02-08-2006, 11:38 AM

Interesting.


  
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Default 02-08-2006, 11:51 AM

"If the zipper is too short, unbutton the top and lower the pants an inch or two. Rather than pull the panties down at the waist, try pulling the fabic at the crotch of the underwear to one side, and slip the TravelMate in place."

"Take a minute to position the cradle for a leak-proof fit. Cover your vagina with the cradle and pull handle slightly up until the cradle fits around your urethral orifice. The outer labia should ”snuggle” the cradle, holding it in place."


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I find this slightly arousing. rock:


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Default 02-08-2006, 12:21 PM

[img]http://www.nudist-resorts.org/gallery/images/Easter-Nude-Fishing021c.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 02-08-2006, 02:12 PM

[quote:2d4e0] Avoid contact with public restroom surfaces. TravelMate users don’t need to “hover” uncomfortably while urinating over a dirty toilet seat to stay clean.[/quote:2d4e0]

But you have to carry around a plastic tube that smells like piss...
  
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Default 02-08-2006, 02:17 PM

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[quote:ac5bf] Avoid contact with public restroom surfaces. TravelMate users don’t need to “hover” uncomfortably while urinating over a dirty toilet seat to stay clean.
But you have to carry around a plastic tube that smells like piss...[/quote:ac5bf]

ROFL!

at least its your own piss though. happy:


  
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Default 02-08-2006, 03:33 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":48465][img]http://www.nudist-resorts.org/gallery/images/Easter-Nude-Fishing021c.jpg[/img][/quote:48465]

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Default 02-08-2006, 03:36 PM

yeah, this is retarded. You have to carry this damn thing around in your purse if you want to use it in a restroom where the toilet seats look oOo:


  
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Default 02-08-2006, 03:38 PM

Why would one hover above a toilet seat? Yes, toilet seats have germs on them and you might get sick if you have an open wound that makes contact with the seat, or you rub your hands on the seat and proceed to give yourself an oral exam, however the likelihood of getting a disease from a toilet seat is slim to none.

Edit: You have a better chance of catching something from these retarded devices then just sitting over a bowl.

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