[Airborne Butters]

I had an excellent Saint Patty's day.

Me and a group of friends went to a Dude Bro party where there was free beer and we bought 2 bottles of Jack. One of my friends had prior met up with some girl and bought her to the party. Apparently this chick was messed up on vicodin and booze. The whole night this chick, who was actually a stripper, ended up grinding on him all night giving him the worst blue balls he's had. She literally did this for like 2-3 hours, no joke. When I get the pics of it, I'll post em. She was actually kinda ugly and had ugly boobs

The beer flowed like a river and I ended up double fisting a cup full of beer and a cup of whiskey. About 4 hours into the party some of the dude bro's decided they were going to get physical with a friend so we opted just to leave since there were like 20 of them to me and my 6 friends. Still a fun night filled with bitches,beers and boobs.