drunk chicks are almost as bad as Oprah's fat ass. I can't stand being around drunk girls because they are so annoying
"HEY EVERYONE! I JUST SMOKED THE WRONG END OF A CIGARETTE! HEY, THIS SONG IS ABOUT ME!!!! *passes out*"
family guy
"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/